Yes it's that time.. more random thoughts that came spewing out of my random brain.
Fun Fact: There is a place called the "National Ignition Facility" People actually GET PAID to light things on fire!!!!!
They make mace specifically designed to repel bears. Personally, I'd like to see someone come up with a bear taser.
Why don't we bury people in the ground vertically like birthday candles? Seems like a much more efficient use of ground space.
Sometimes I like to send greetings and birthday cards to minor acquaintances just to make them feel guilty.
When I'm in charge, the Supreme Court will be renamed to the Burrito Supreme Court.
Comments:
1.) "A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef" - Mitch Hedberg Posted by Minivan at 5:27pm on Jul/06/2010