Being unemployed has allowed me to watch an insane amount of television. Some may see this as a blessing, which I did until recently. I now know it's a curse. So I was watching "Southern Belles: Louisville" on Soap Net. Yes, very gay, but the broads are hot, and I'll watch a hot piece of ass do almost anything until they piss me off. And that's just what these whores did.
One of the sluts is engaged to a guy. The big "drama" between them is she wants a condo and he wants a house. This bitch has a sense of entitlement so bad that the rest of these prissy "daddy's girls" openly say she "always gets what she wants." Pretty bad coming from broads this stuck up.
Anyway, this broad says to her sucker-to-be that the reason she wants a condo is because "a house requires a lot of maintenance and time and there would be no time to work on our relationship." Really slut bag? A house requires work? Who fucking knew! Not only does this cum guzzler sound like a lazy skank, but she obviously doesn't get why married men want a house. So listen ladies, I'm going to share with you a little secret about how a man's mind works.
When we're single, we want to live in an apartment or condo because we're lazy and we want to have time to go out with the guys and drink and see strippers and watch sports. When we're married, we want a house so we can have all of the maintenance projects to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU! The only reason we married you in the first place is to have a second income, get a tax break, have someone cook for us, wash our clothes and occasionally fuck once in a while. And chances are we can cook better than you and wash our own clothes better, but we let you do that for us so you can feel like you're "pulling your weight" around here.
So honestly ladies, stop living in fantasy land and wake up. Perhaps realizing we're being "stubborn men" is because it's payback. Payback for what Eve did in the Garden of Eden and eating from the tree God told her not to eat from. Things would be a lot better today if back then Adam had my book "Bitchslap: Helping her learn to listen."
Comments:
1.) Amen. Posted by j-man at 8:58pm on Jul/24/2009
2.) I second that. Posted by Xelger at 7:06am on Jul/25/2009