Well it's certainly been a long time since anyone has dropped off a turd, let alone since my last juicy nugget! So in honor of Friday the 13th, I felt compelled write.
Friday the 13th has been long referred to as one of the unluckiest days. Well that my be true for most people, but in my case the other 364 days of the year are shitty. So to watch "normal" happy people have a bad day brings me great joy. It's about time you get shit on, you cock mongers!
"Oh no, I was in a car accident. It's because it's Friday the 13th!" No, asshole! Its because you weren't paying attention and ran a red light!
"Oops! I'm pregnant and not married and the father is Puerto Rican. Curse you Friday the 13th!" The date has nothing to do with the fact that you're a skank that will fuck anyone that looks in your general direction, you dumb cunt!
So if you're miserable all the time, enjoy today. Revel in the fact that people will realize that they are miserable too, even if just for one day. If someone tells you to "have a good Friday the 13th", slap the shit out of them, punch them in the throat and kick them in the kidneys. It's ok, you have the authority of Minivan to do so.
Comments:
2.) It's surprising how many superstitious assholes are out there. In other news,
expect new turds from me soon. Posted by j-man at 2:04pm on Feb/17/2009
expect new turds from me soon. Posted by j-man at 2:04pm on Feb/17/2009
something else rather than taking responsibility for their own decisions. Idiots
breed maniacally, while the smart people keep a cap on it. This is why idiots
rule the world. Posted by Xelger at 6:27am on Feb/14/2009