The Craptank

Since it's been over a month since anyone has passed a juicy nugget, I thought I would put an end to the constipation.

As some of you know, j-man and I recently spent a week in Las Vegas. We learned some things, and felt we should share our findings if you should ever decide to visit Sin City.

- Downtown Las Vegas (not the strip) is known as "Old Vegas" mostly because the average age of the gamblers and cocktail waitresses is roughly 97.

- Baseball card sized advertisements for strippers, most commonly known as "hooker trading cards", are handed out by some of the skeeziest Mexicans known to man. A fun thing to do is see who can collect the most. The way this is won is by the thickness of the stack of cards. All repeat cards must be discarded, as doubles do not count to the overall standings.

- If you meet a foreign broad at a bar, so not think you have a chance. She will lead you to believe yo have a chance of nailing her, but then you will find you that she only used you for free drinks and won't let you fuck her because you don't have a black cock.

- If girls are sitting around a bar by themselves, playing video poker at 3 am on a Wednesday, they are prostitutes. Another tell tale sign is their over-zealous nature to strike up a conversation with an ugly guy, followed by crowbarring the cost to "party" with them. I find it especially amusing to haggle with the prostitutes, and then tell them that you don't like to party. It should be noted that these prostitutes do NOT look like those shown on TV. They are much nastier!

There are many other nuggets to share with you, but that's all I feel like passing along at this time. j-man and I are available for any questions you may have, and I'm sure many other tid bits of info can be shard by either of us, or any of you who have experienced all the Las Vegas has to offer...unless you picked up herpes from a Vegas whore. That you can keep to yourself!

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