The Craptank

I drive into work this morning and go to pull into the parking lot when I see 3 fire trucks and 2 cop cars in the the lot with their lights on. My first though is "another drug deal here in the ghetto".

I see one of my co-workers cars in the lot, but don't see him around, so I figure he's inside and everything must be ok. I walk into the building and catch a whiff of gas. I look 2 firefighters square in the face, and they say nothing to me as I head up the stairs. I get to the office and walk in to see that no one is inside. I figure my co-worker is in the can and will be in shortly. I start to log on to my computer and get to work, and I notice that no one is in the building. I figure now may be a good time to see where people are. There everyone is outside sitting around.

You would think one of the brainiac fire-tards would have said "you can't come in yet" or something of that nature. Hell no! That would be them doing their job!

I almost forgot, someone shit themselves here too. I walked over what looked like a turd in the hall way, then I see a nasty "explosion" all over the seat in the cripple stall.

The moral of the sory - Towson, MD is a safe, clean place to work!

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