First off, all hail the return of the craptank! Secondly, thank you to j-man for the talk up. I'm sure my stories will entertain all, and make you feel a little bit better about your lives. We'll leave the "black baby" turd for a later time.
I feel as if I should leave some form of nugget, so I will do my best.
About a year ago, I joined a gym not far from my office. I felt it would be a good idea to go, perhaps lose a little weight and let out some frustration. As some of you know, they try to push the "personal training sessions" down your throat like trying to give a pill to a cat. You don't want it, but they cram it down your windpipe.
Anyway, I got a free session from one of the trainers, named Summer (more to come on this later).
I get there a couple days later to get this session over with. Turns out the trainer is like 30 minutes late. FIne, I putz around for a while. Summer then comes in wearing "stripper heels". Those 6" clear plastic shoes you see strippers and whores wear...apparently are great to work out in. We sit at a desk to go over the "training plan" she came up for me. She gives me a business card, where it says "Summer Muscle - personal trainer". I think this has got to be a joke. her name is Summer Muscle? On the other side of the card is "Louie's towing". What kind of half-assed business is this.
Then Summer asks me, out of nowhere, "Have you ever done speed?" What the fuck?!? I say no, and she goes into the back office. She comes out and puts a pill on the desk in front of me, and walks to have a conversation with another trainer. Not only is she supposed to be training me and not doing shit, but she's pushing mystery pills (which makes the whole pill down a cat's gullet even funnier). At that point, I packed up my shit and got the hell out of dodge.
2 days later, I get a phone call from Summer. She proceded to tell me she had been fired from the gym, and asked to not come back there even to work out. It seems I tend to attract all of the crazies!
Comments:
1.) HAH!!! Did this gym happen to double as a strip joint? Posted by j-man at 11:30pm on Aug/22/2007
2.) I wish! There are a few hot borads that work-out there. I've got a pole they can
do chin ups on! Posted by Minivan at 9:20am on Aug/23/2007
do chin ups on! Posted by Minivan at 9:20am on Aug/23/2007
3.) Haha thats funny as hell! Summer Muscle is her dancing name i bet haha Posted by Razor68 at 5:20pm on Aug/23/2007
4.) Haha, that's great. I wonder if she was tripping during your session. Posted by Stalfos at 10:35pm on Aug/24/2007