Roe v. Wade – A victory for the common man!

Minivan Posted by: Minivan on January 22 2008
Today marks the 35th anniversary for the U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark decision on abortion. This has caused many debates about exactly when life begins. Some feel it’s at conception, most notably the Catholic Church. Others feel life doesn’t begin until birth. Now I feel it’s time for me to weigh in on abortion and when life begins. Fasten your seatbelts, kids!

Roe v. Wade has to be the greatest decision ever! If children were born to unfit parents, then that’s more children that we, the tax paying citizens, end up paying for. It’s just better for everyone that these leeches on society are exterminated before they have time to really sink their teeth into us all.

As for when life begins, in my experiences life ends once you’re born! Thanks to laws and Republicans, have you ever been able to do what you wanted? I would love to just stab a couple of people in the throat so they would stop yapping, but apparently there are laws against that! If I can’t punch a broad in the stomach because she tries to claim I’m the father of her baby, then what’s the point in living?

If you don’t think the same way I do, I will give you this example. If I could have kicked the rat-slut that claimed I was the father of her black kid in the uterus, then my life would have been a lot easier, and maybe I wouldn’t be so angry (though I doubt it!).

In closing, if someone could fire bomb all of these “Pro-Life” supporters that will be marching in Washington, D.C. today, I would erect a statue in your honor.

Comments:

1.) It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks preventing the life of a future
leech is a good thing. Give 'em hell, Minivan! Posted by Xelger at 12:42pm on Jan/22/2008
2.) Seriously, nobody wants crackbabies. If they somehow do manage to grow up, then
they're just going to plague the world with the incessant problems of their
whack parents, hmm? Posted by Dark_Warrior2 at 8:17pm on Jan/22/2008
3.) Also, There needs to be an in-utero IQ test so we can identify and abort anyone
who doesn't quite meet some kind of minimum standards. Posted by j-man at 5:34am on Jan/23/2008
4.) We have to let some of those in-utero ones slide. I mean we need retards and
such for our entertainment! Tell me you haven't laughed and Gary the Retard and
Wendy the Retard, and I'll show you a douchebag! Posted by Minivan at 9:58am on Jan/23/2008
5.) How about an ever present IQ test? Take away the seatbelt law. If you aint smart
enough to wear it, you probably deserve to die. And those stupid people may take
out a few homeless crackwhores. True, a few innocents may die too, but you have
to pay some price. Posted by Dark_Warrior2 at 10:09pm on Jan/25/2008
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