The Craptank

The WIC program has got to be one of the worst wastes of money anyone could come up with. For those who don't know, WIC stands for Women, Infants, and Children, though I like my definition better, since it is more appropriate.

The goal for this "WIC" shit is to make sure low-income women are able to get supplemental foods, such as milk, eggs, cheese, cereal, etc. for themselves and their children at the expense of the tax-payers. That's right, people. Because millions of sluts couldn't keep their legs shut, we are paying for their mistakes. Rewarding irresponsible sex is the name of this game.

Now, WIC comes in the form of special checks. You heard me bitch about checks before, but personal checks are nothing compared to these babies. Let's run down the list of all the shit required to process these paper warheads:

First, you must compare the WIC ID to the check to make sure they are authorized to use the check. Obviously, we wouldn't want beggars on the street getting free food that we, in our infinite wisdom, reserved for sluts and hoes.

Second, there are two dates on the check, between which the check must be used, or it is invalid. I really love it when bitches try to use five WIC checks six minutes before midnight on the last day (true story). The checks give these retards about a month to use them!

Third, a special code must be punched into the register to tell it that it is a WIC transaction. This is easy enough, unless you forget and scan an item first, which is a pain in the ass to fix.

Fourth, you have to pay attention to the list of items on the check. Yes, that's right. You have to read a damn checklist, because not all WIC checks cover the same products. Apparently, not all skanks are created equal.

Fifth, after the items are scanned, the check is to be filled out, and another special code must be entered to tell the machine that a WIC check is coming, which wasn't obvious from the fucking WIC transaction code! On top of that, the first of the two dates must be entered to verify that it is within the time constraints.

Sixth, feed the check into the endorser, complete the transaction, and tell the bitch to fuck off and never return. After all, you are trained to be polite to the customer.

I'm sorry, but all of this waste of time over checks is ridiculous. We don't actually have food stamps any more. We have cards similar to debit cards. So, why the hell are we still using checks for WIC, damn it! Actually, screw that, because WIC shouldn't even exist to begin with. If someone's child is in danger of starving to death, then let them die, and let the bitch mourn over her failure to deny the dick. If you have to be a leech, then you are not worthy of life, and you're probably not worthy of any afterlife that you may believe in.

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