Is anyone else sick of this alien flying saucer UFO shit yet? Sure it was cute for a little while back in the 1950s when they made the first sci-fi alien invader movies, starring midgets in little green uniforms. But by now, the dead horse has been beaten enough.
The worst of these E.T. worshiping assholes are the ones that go on FOX or ricki lake claiming that they've been abducted. "Oh, I was just watchin' Dr. Phil and these creatures came down from the sky in their flying saucer and beamed me up." WRONG! You live in a trailer park in Alabama, and your "abduction" was the inevitable result of a diet consisting of nothing more than twinkies and meth. And nobody wants to hear about how you were probed.
Just in case there are actually aliens out there flying around abducting people, lets just get the ground rules straight: If you abduct someone, you have to keep them no matter how vile they may be. There is no catch and release program. There are no refunds. You can't take a bite out of a chicken leg and then put it back onto the buffet. The same theory applies here. As soon as you fly your little saucer over and get your green ass involved, they're considered tainted goods and we don't want them back. Ever.
..Which brings me to the UFO thing. At what point did UFO become synonymous with flying saucer from outer space? That's stupid. It's unidentified flying object. If it's a flying giraffe, but you cant identify it, then that makes it a UFO. Just that. Not an alien space ship. Besides, there's always someone who can identify it even if you cant.
For example, an upside down Flying Weber Barbeque:
