As some of you may know, tomorrow is the day of the much hyped Iowa Caucus. But what exactly is a caucus? Basically, it's a bunch of people that gather somewhere and get in groups based on which candidate they support. If you're undecided, then the people running the caucus will tell you to choose a group to stand in.
Seriously, how retarded are people in Iowa? This isn't a fucking 5th grade kickball game. "I'm going to support Barack Obama because there is a chick over there with huge tits and maybe if she thinks I support Obama, she'll whip out those fun bags!" Welcome to the thought process of how Iowans decide where to stand.
This has got to be the shittiest form of deciding who is going to be supported at the national conventions. There must be an easier way. Oh wait, there is. It's called a fucking ballot! Don't vote someone because "everyone else is over there and I want to seem cool" or "that guy has more chicks with bigger boobs supporting them". Maybe, just maybe, make a decision on your own. On second thought, maybe not. I mean, that's how we ended up with a shitty president now.
Comments:
1.) Iowa can suck my caucus. Posted by j-man at 8:07pm on Jan/03/2008