What is the big craze with Apple today? The only time I ever thought anything Apple made was cool was way back in 7th grade playing Oregon Trail in the library when I should have been doing actual school work. (I'm not knocking Oregon Trail, and as we all know everything you learned in 7th grade doesn't amount to a hill of shit).
Now apparently it's trendy to buy iPods, iMacs, iPhones. Seriously, how ostentacious does Apple have to be putting i in front of everything? Well here are some of my Apple-esque products:
- iWillPunchSteveJobsInTheThroat
- iHateHowPeopleThinkTheirLifeHasChangedSinceGettingTheiriPod
- iThinkAppleCanSuckMyAssHole
everything word in the english language with an i in front of it just to prevent
apple from using it.
- iHateHowSmugAppleFanboysAre
- iWillRipOffYourHeadAndShitDownYourNeck Posted by j-man at 11:19am on Dec/28/2007