A while back, Ford produced a model called the Tempo. Tempo. A name that would seem to convey speed.. or at least a wide range of possible speeds. If you've ever been stuck behind someone driving a tempo however, you'll quickly realize that these people only have about two speeds: slow and damn slow. In fact, I cant think of any time in my life that i've ever been following someone driving a tempo who was doing so at a decent speed.
If there is one factor as to why people behind the wheel of these cars drive so slowly, i'd have to say it's old people... And its just like uncle George told you... Old people drive like they fuck - slow and sloppy.
Sometimes I just wish I had one of those programmable LED signs attached to the front of my car. That way I could type in some helpful comments to help my slow friend correct her shitty driving.
In other news: Yes I said "her" ... its usually a woman driver anyway.
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Welcome the first of many "Craptank Classics" to come. The classic turds wont necessarily be posted in their original order. Not a whole lot to say about this one other than I really do want that sign.. it would be of great help in expressing to my fellow Seattle drivers how they should quit fucking around and get out of the way. God I hate how everyone around here drives 5mph under the posted speed limit!