My cure for road rage

Minivan Posted by: Minivan on October 24 2007


Here is a list of people that can not drive to save themselves. Please note that this based purely on my own opinion, which can be considered factual evidence.

- Women
- Old people
- Blacks
- Indians (the dot head, turbine wearing kind)
- residents of New Jersey
- Residents of Maryland

Add an adverse weather condition like a light shower or a partly cloudy day, and that sends everything into a tailspin.

I am seriously considering purchasing the above firearm, a Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum, and using it to weed out these pimples on the ass of the vehicular community!

Comments:

1.) Do you plan on hiring the cigarette in that picture to kill those people? :P Posted by Xelger at 7:34am on Oct/24/2007
2.) Hey! I'm included in your list!

Guess I need to drive around till i see some swerving disgruntled minivan driver
around maryland.

Once I find you.....It's kancho time. Posted by asunder at 12:36pm on Oct/24/2007
3.) you forgot to add Asians, and anyone from seattle.

Also you need to learn how to put up the images properly. After uploading click
"use image" in the image upload window and it'll paste the code
automatically. Posted by j-man at 5:16pm on Oct/24/2007
4.) j - I did forget Asians, you're correct. I did click "use image", and
it didn't upload, hence the link.

x - That's not a cigarette, it's a wooden peg from the display case.

asunder - I was speaking in general terms. Not all of the people mentioned in
the post are guilty, it's just the type of drivers that habitually do stupid
shit while they drive, like floor it to get in front of you, then proceed to
drive no faster than a dead yak. And what is "kancho time"? Posted by Minivan at 6:47pm on Oct/24/2007
5.) hmm.. well it wont show up in the box as you write the post, but it should
automatically paste the code into the text box. The image will show up when you
click to preview the post... Maybe i have a bug in the system somewhere.. I'll
check it out.

As for kancho... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA4Bji7Afdk Posted by j-man at 8:39pm on Oct/24/2007
6.) for kancho, it's best to learn about it from Azreal when he was teaching english
as a foreign language in japan.

The bastage moved his humorous editorials elsewhere to 'Gaijin Smash' for
profit. He moved the index but failed to remove the original pages.
here's the first of many:

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html

It explains the deadly game of kancho :X Posted by asunder at 5:36am on Oct/25/2007
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