In honor of Saturdays upcoming Penn State at Michigan game, I feel the urge to vent some hatred at Michigan head coach Lloyd "I look like a sad basset hound" Carr. My hatred isn't just at Lloyd Carr, actually. It's more of a hatred of everything about Michigan. In 2005, Lloyd cried to get 2 seconds put back on the clock, which ended up burning us with a touchdown to Mario Manningham with 1 second left.
In 2006, everyone got all hyped up with then #2 Michigan playing #1 Ohio State. Both were undefeated, and yes it was a good game. So what happens? Michigan loses, goes to the Rose Bowl and gets embarrassed by USC! WOO USC!!
Welcome to 2007! Here Droopy Face! Here's the #5 ranking because you are awesome. Seriously, why #5? After two straight losses, one of them humiliating, they are rewarded? I loved it when Appalachian State beat them, and then they got demolished by Oregon.
So prepare to bend over this Saturday, Lloyd! JoePa, Dan Connor and company are ready to ram it up your shit locker and mash your dinner! Oh sure, Penn State will say "They're a good football team and we have to prepare and blah blah blah", but you know everyone in that locker room is looking to make you look like an even bigger bitch. So fuck you Michigan! I hope to punish you by nailing all of your cheerleaders. Because as we all know, there is no greater punishment than having to get nailed by one big Minivan!
michigan get torn up on my new 42" 1080p LCD. Woot! Posted by j-man at 2:03pm on Sep/17/2007