Jackass Convoy

j-man Posted by: j-man on September 3 2007


This is the first of many turds to come about possibly the most limp-dick region of the united states: Seattle. What better place to start in this long shit list than its drivers.

Seattle drivers suck. Plain and simple. Every trip out on the road is absolutely infuriating. For example, everyone routinely drives 5 mph under the posted speed limit. They don't understand the concept of left lane being a passing lane and think driving 30 mph down the on ramp is the best speed at which to merge. The list of offenses is too great to list here at once, but you can get a good idea of the state of road affairs in seattle by reading Driver's Etiquette For Seattle. You'd think in a place where the roads are wet for long periods of time, that the drivers would naturally become good at handling the rain. Not so.. and don't even get me started on how they handle snow The problem is that seattle drivers are a bunch of overly timid, overly "polite" pussies. Apparently i'm not the only one that thinks this way.
Wake up seattle. Grow a pair of testicles and start driving like you mean it.

Comments:

1.) Well, I sure hope they pay you well enough at your job to replace your car every
few weeks. Posted by Xelger at 2:31pm on Sep/05/2007
2.) well I dont have problems driving in rain/snow growing up on the east coast and
all... I just happen to be overly aggressive sometimes (at least compared to
these people) Posted by j-man at 5:53pm on Sep/05/2007
3.) I was talking about other drivers smashing your car until it's totaled every few
weeks. Regardless of how you drive (or park), some asshole's gonna give you a
ding or something, and by "ding" I mean smashed windshield. Posted by Xelger at 4:05am on Sep/06/2007
4.) what does that have to do with anything? I said they're SLOW, not crashing into
everyone. Posted by j-man at 7:47pm on Sep/06/2007
5.) I thought that youtube video made it quite clear that crashing into everyone was
a secondary point of yours to indicate why Seattle drivers suck. Posted by Xelger at 6:41am on Sep/07/2007
6.) The video was taken in Oregon. In general, motorists indigenous to the Pacific
Northwest suck almost as native New Jersey drivers. Posted by Minivan at 2:04pm on Sep/07/2007
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