Over the past few days, someone posted videos on Facebook that were taken during my senior year of high school…way back in 1999. Curiosity got the better of me and I decided I’d watch. As I sat through these 11+ minute epic pieces of footage, I can’t help but be proud of myself. Now this sense of pride isn’t from how cool I was, because we all know I wasn’t cool, nor did I make it into any of these videos. I’m quite proud of myself for not associating with these douche bags. And I’m even more proud of myself for not smacking the crap out of them or going all Columbine on their asses (I think enough time has passed where we can make jokes about a massacre at a high school. If you don’t think so, then why don’t you go floss with my ass hairs.)
Long story short, if someone tells you they were cool in high school, they’re lying. If they say they were a douche bag, they’re right. However, if they say they were a douche bag in high school, but are cool now, then they deserve to be slapped into reality. If they say they were a douche in high school and happen to have a shed full of ammonium nitrate in their back yard, then it may be wise to be friendly with that person!
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2.) It is amusing to see all of the people who have done absolutely nothing with
their lives however. Posted by j-man at 6:11pm on Sep/16/2010
their lives however. Posted by j-man at 6:11pm on Sep/16/2010
when it's being the school's punching bag, that's obviously not a good thing. I
had my share of life-threatening situations many times in that Christian cult
school. Without a doubt, your rules apply to every single person who was there. Posted by Xelger at 6:56am on Sep/14/2010