I work at a grocery store, and we have these self-checkout machines, which I am usually assigned to attend when I work. Now, these machines can get really temperamental when handled by people who can't follow instructions. You may think that there can't be that big of a percentage of customers who are that stupid. You would lose that bet, so you might as well hand over all of your money to me now. I'd say at least 25% of customers who use those things are complete morons. "Oh, but they're probably just not used to them, and that's why they fail to use them properly." WRONG! Let me tell you why.
When the machine says, "Please place the item in the bag", both on the screen and verbally, you would expect them to understand what it wants them to do. They completely ignore any and all instructions spewed from that thing, and I get to enjoy mass bitchings. "Please select your method of payment, and touch the screen where indicated" is another one they ignore just to vent some rage onto me.
My point, in short, is that more people than you know, are absolutely retarded. Now get the hell off my self-checkouts!
Comments:
2.) Both of you guys should watch Employee of the month ( imdb.com/title/tt0424993/
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that movie as well as this clip
5min.com/Video/How-to-avoid-work---supermarket-edition-6333 Posted by asunder at 9:34pm on Sep/01/2007
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that movie as well as this clip
5min.com/Video/How-to-avoid-work---supermarket-edition-6333 Posted by asunder at 9:34pm on Sep/01/2007
3.) I always pick up a can of corn or something when I use the self-checkout, just
incase I need to throw it at one of those retarded apes in front of me. Posted by Minivan at 3:11am on Sep/03/2007
incase I need to throw it at one of those retarded apes in front of me. Posted by Minivan at 3:11am on Sep/03/2007
4.) from bash.org
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little
kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their
parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little
cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping.
He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the
moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was
grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started
screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too,
and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET
IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly,
Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at
her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son
tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he
just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares
at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier,
all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the
floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like
the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. Posted by asunder at 10:06am on Sep/11/2007
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little
kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their
parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little
cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping.
He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the
moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was
grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started
screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too,
and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET
IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly,
Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at
her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son
tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he
just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares
at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier,
all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the
floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like
the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. Posted by asunder at 10:06am on Sep/11/2007
slow. How hard is it to scan something and put it in the bag. Hurry the fuck up.
I have more important shit to do than stand in line behind some cunt that acts
as if she just forgets the entire process each time she picks up a new item. Posted by j-man at 5:30pm on Sep/01/2007