Let's first start with the easiest videogame ever.
done yet?
Now prepare for one of the most frustrating experiences ever:
I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game
Head over to the downloads section and either grab the demo or the full game and start your journey of pain/eternal suffering.
wanna glimpse into the sheer frustration?
take a look!
let me know how far you guys get :D
A quick nugget before bed...
When you dream, your head is in the clouds. Of course clouds are at a very high altitude, and the air is a lot thinner. Thinner air makes it harder to breathe, and you'll eventually suffocate. The moral of the story...If you dream, you die. Accept reality and quit bitching about it! God damn hippies!
When you dream, your head is in the clouds. Of course clouds are at a very high altitude, and the air is a lot thinner. Thinner air makes it harder to breathe, and you'll eventually suffocate. The moral of the story...If you dream, you die. Accept reality and quit bitching about it! God damn hippies!
There is no contest here. Why the hell people even take a single glance at Comcast is beyond me. They trash-talk DSL in their commercials because their own service isn't good enough to speak for itself. They bullshit you with their "first year" prices and give you absolutely no information as to what the price is after that. It's a surprise, folks! On top of that, they give you information about being "faster than DSL", FOR DOWNLOAD SPEEDS. It gives you nothing on how much your upload is going to be. I bet you that they only give you 256k at most, which is horridly pale compared to what Verizon gives you.
Verizon cuts the bullshit and tells you exactly what you get. There are two packages. The 20 dollar package gives you 786k/128k, and the 30 dollar package gives you 3m/786k. Now, why you would need more than 3m download speed is beyond me, which pretty much kills Comcast's campaign right there. Not only is the upload speed most likely more than Comcast would dream of giving anyone, but I guarantee that the price is cheaper! This isn't some kind of "only for the first year then we jack the prices on you" shit. These are their rates, period. The only downside with DSL is that you have to get locked into a one year contract, but even if you have to cut the contract short and pay the fee, it's probably STILL cheaper than Comcast and their "target the n00bs" consumer policies!
Fuck Comcast. Their marketing is so sleazy that just mentioning their name five times makes me want to puke.... Oh shit, BRB!!!
Verizon cuts the bullshit and tells you exactly what you get. There are two packages. The 20 dollar package gives you 786k/128k, and the 30 dollar package gives you 3m/786k. Now, why you would need more than 3m download speed is beyond me, which pretty much kills Comcast's campaign right there. Not only is the upload speed most likely more than Comcast would dream of giving anyone, but I guarantee that the price is cheaper! This isn't some kind of "only for the first year then we jack the prices on you" shit. These are their rates, period. The only downside with DSL is that you have to get locked into a one year contract, but even if you have to cut the contract short and pay the fee, it's probably STILL cheaper than Comcast and their "target the n00bs" consumer policies!
Fuck Comcast. Their marketing is so sleazy that just mentioning their name five times makes me want to puke.... Oh shit, BRB!!!
Haven't posted a turd in a while, so I figured I'd educate some of you
1. Bob Ross kicks ass.
2. Women can't drive, period!
3. Fat chicks aren't people.
4. There is nothing greater than an awesome set of boobs.
5. Treat a girl nicely, and she probably won't talk to you. Treat a chick like shit, and she'll probably fuck you.
1. Bob Ross kicks ass.
2. Women can't drive, period!
3. Fat chicks aren't people.
4. There is nothing greater than an awesome set of boobs.
5. Treat a girl nicely, and she probably won't talk to you. Treat a chick like shit, and she'll probably fuck you.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's grave diggers. No, I'm not talking about people who dig actual graves. I'm talking about assholes who go everywhere digging up past events that should remain in the past and never be spoke of again. Hey, remember that mistake you made 50 years ago? Well I do, and I'm going to shove it right back into your face so you can relive the smell of horse manure that is the error you made! Mistakes are to be learned from. They are not tools for hate and revenge, fucktards! The worst part is that these brainless dolts sometimes actually expect the person to go back in time and undo the mistake. Yeah, can you say "completely lost to the concepts of reality"? I knew you could.