As some of you may know, tomorrow is the day of the much hyped Iowa Caucus. But what exactly is a caucus? Basically, it's a bunch of people that gather somewhere and get in groups based on which candidate they support. If you're undecided, then the people running the caucus will tell you to choose a group to stand in.
Seriously, how retarded are people in Iowa? This isn't a fucking 5th grade kickball game. "I'm going to support Barack Obama because there is a chick over there with huge tits and maybe if she thinks I support Obama, she'll whip out those fun bags!" Welcome to the thought process of how Iowans decide where to stand.
This has got to be the shittiest form of deciding who is going to be supported at the national conventions. There must be an easier way. Oh wait, there is. It's called a fucking ballot! Don't vote someone because "everyone else is over there and I want to seem cool" or "that guy has more chicks with bigger boobs supporting them". Maybe, just maybe, make a decision on your own. On second thought, maybe not. I mean, that's how we ended up with a shitty president now.
What is the big craze with Apple today? The only time I ever thought anything Apple made was cool was way back in 7th grade playing Oregon Trail in the library when I should have been doing actual school work. (I'm not knocking Oregon Trail, and as we all know everything you learned in 7th grade doesn't amount to a hill of shit).
Now apparently it's trendy to buy iPods, iMacs, iPhones. Seriously, how ostentacious does Apple have to be putting i in front of everything? Well here are some of my Apple-esque products:
- iWillPunchSteveJobsInTheThroat
- iHateHowPeopleThinkTheirLifeHasChangedSinceGettingTheiriPod
- iThinkAppleCanSuckMyAssHole
Now apparently it's trendy to buy iPods, iMacs, iPhones. Seriously, how ostentacious does Apple have to be putting i in front of everything? Well here are some of my Apple-esque products:
- iWillPunchSteveJobsInTheThroat
- iHateHowPeopleThinkTheirLifeHasChangedSinceGettingTheiriPod
- iThinkAppleCanSuckMyAssHole
Came across this website a few weeks ago but haven't gotten around to posting it until now. So take the challenge and post your score.
We should create a new game show around this concept. I bet FOX would jump at this shit in a minute!
I'm proud to announce that as of this very turd, the new version of the craptank, what you're reading right now has surpassed the number of posts on the old xanga site (not including the first "classic" post here of course). That means that we've accomplished here in 6 months, what took over 2 years at the old site. Thanks to all who commented and contributed so far!
Also you'll notice a new feature in the footer of each turd here on the site. I've added a Digg button for all of you who use Digg. If you see something on here that you like, feel free to digg it. If the particular post has not yet been submitted, clicking the link will take you to the submit screen. Right now i'm just going with the compact version of the button that shows the count. In the future I might just change it over to an icon. Lemme know which you'd prefer.
While I'm on the topic of Digg, if you use it, feel free to add me.
Merry Xmas, Bitches!
Sorry for the lack of updates, but it has been a busy month. Not to mention most everyone else with posting privileges have been really lazy in that regard. Expect a bunch of new content soon however. For now, I give you possibly the greatest song of all time!
Also,
is pretty good too. (thanks Andrea!)