Yesterday was Valentine's Day. Now this day sickens me enough as it is with everyone trying to show their significant others they care about them with over priced candy, shitty cards and flowers that are going to die in a matter of a week. If you love someone, you should show them every day, not just Valentine's Day.
But that's not my main reason for this turd. What really pisses me of are these assholes that call Valentine's Day "Singles Awareness Day". Are you that much of a douche that you have to acknowledge February 14th as that? Fuck you! You know what I called yesterday? Saturday, you cock suckers! I'm single (shocking, I know), and I could give two shits about Valentine's Day. If I had a girlfriend, I still wouldn't give a damn. So stop wallowing in your own self pity and grow a pair. Most importantly, stop broadcasting your self pity to everyone else. No one gives a a fuck about your depression and loneliness. I've got my own problems and don't want to hear sob story about how you're a douche bag and don't like girls, or whatever your malfunction is. Now fuck off!
Well it's certainly been a long time since anyone has dropped off a turd, let alone since my last juicy nugget! So in honor of Friday the 13th, I felt compelled write.
Friday the 13th has been long referred to as one of the unluckiest days. Well that my be true for most people, but in my case the other 364 days of the year are shitty. So to watch "normal" happy people have a bad day brings me great joy. It's about time you get shit on, you cock mongers!
"Oh no, I was in a car accident. It's because it's Friday the 13th!" No, asshole! Its because you weren't paying attention and ran a red light!
"Oops! I'm pregnant and not married and the father is Puerto Rican. Curse you Friday the 13th!" The date has nothing to do with the fact that you're a skank that will fuck anyone that looks in your general direction, you dumb cunt!
So if you're miserable all the time, enjoy today. Revel in the fact that people will realize that they are miserable too, even if just for one day. If someone tells you to "have a good Friday the 13th", slap the shit out of them, punch them in the throat and kick them in the kidneys. It's ok, you have the authority of Minivan to do so.
Friday the 13th has been long referred to as one of the unluckiest days. Well that my be true for most people, but in my case the other 364 days of the year are shitty. So to watch "normal" happy people have a bad day brings me great joy. It's about time you get shit on, you cock mongers!
"Oh no, I was in a car accident. It's because it's Friday the 13th!" No, asshole! Its because you weren't paying attention and ran a red light!
"Oops! I'm pregnant and not married and the father is Puerto Rican. Curse you Friday the 13th!" The date has nothing to do with the fact that you're a skank that will fuck anyone that looks in your general direction, you dumb cunt!
So if you're miserable all the time, enjoy today. Revel in the fact that people will realize that they are miserable too, even if just for one day. If someone tells you to "have a good Friday the 13th", slap the shit out of them, punch them in the throat and kick them in the kidneys. It's ok, you have the authority of Minivan to do so.
Why is it that the people in charge of YouTube find it necessary to update their systems so damn often? They update so often that I wonder if they even know what they're doing, or if they're even testing their shit before putting it up. YouTube keeps coming out with ideas for new features apparently, and sometimes, they are useful. I'll give them that. However, a lot of times that they update, some of the basic features get fucked to hell. Good luck trying to delete old messages, because YOU CAN'T DO IT NOW! Good luck trying to upload that important video that you've been holding on to for after the update process, because WE FUCKED THE UPLOADER!
YouTube is one giant clusterfuck of a mess sometimes. That's not a very good way to run a web site that is supposed to make money. It doesn't help to run ad-supported video on your site if the fucking thing won't load the video OR the ads! You would think that they would easily see this shit in the testing process, which leads me to believe that.... there IS NO TESTING PROCESS.
Maybe I shouldn't be bitching about a site that offers a nice free service though. They must have thousands of servers pumping countless bandwidth at all times. The thing is, there are alternative sites that offer the same service with better support that some people switch to. I think that YouTube people just don't try so hard because they know that they are the most well-known, and people will use their system regardless of how shitty it is because it offers the most exposure. What a bite in the ass!
Alright first time that I've posted here, so I will keep it simple. I am sure that by this time everyone has heard about the iPhone that shipped with photos of a worker on the assembly line on it. Well did anyone notice that the factory is using PC's and not Apples to run the plant?
Does this mean that even Apple realizes their computers suck?
Does this mean that even Apple realizes their computers suck?
Since it's been over a month since anyone has passed a juicy nugget, I thought I would put an end to the constipation.
As some of you know, j-man and I recently spent a week in Las Vegas. We learned some things, and felt we should share our findings if you should ever decide to visit Sin City.
- Downtown Las Vegas (not the strip) is known as "Old Vegas" mostly because the average age of the gamblers and cocktail waitresses is roughly 97.
- Baseball card sized advertisements for strippers, most commonly known as "hooker trading cards", are handed out by some of the skeeziest Mexicans known to man. A fun thing to do is see who can collect the most. The way this is won is by the thickness of the stack of cards. All repeat cards must be discarded, as doubles do not count to the overall standings.
- If you meet a foreign broad at a bar, so not think you have a chance. She will lead you to believe yo have a chance of nailing her, but then you will find you that she only used you for free drinks and won't let you fuck her because you don't have a black cock.
- If girls are sitting around a bar by themselves, playing video poker at 3 am on a Wednesday, they are prostitutes. Another tell tale sign is their over-zealous nature to strike up a conversation with an ugly guy, followed by crowbarring the cost to "party" with them. I find it especially amusing to haggle with the prostitutes, and then tell them that you don't like to party. It should be noted that these prostitutes do NOT look like those shown on TV. They are much nastier!
There are many other nuggets to share with you, but that's all I feel like passing along at this time. j-man and I are available for any questions you may have, and I'm sure many other tid bits of info can be shard by either of us, or any of you who have experienced all the Las Vegas has to offer...unless you picked up herpes from a Vegas whore. That you can keep to yourself!
As some of you know, j-man and I recently spent a week in Las Vegas. We learned some things, and felt we should share our findings if you should ever decide to visit Sin City.
- Downtown Las Vegas (not the strip) is known as "Old Vegas" mostly because the average age of the gamblers and cocktail waitresses is roughly 97.
- Baseball card sized advertisements for strippers, most commonly known as "hooker trading cards", are handed out by some of the skeeziest Mexicans known to man. A fun thing to do is see who can collect the most. The way this is won is by the thickness of the stack of cards. All repeat cards must be discarded, as doubles do not count to the overall standings.
- If you meet a foreign broad at a bar, so not think you have a chance. She will lead you to believe yo have a chance of nailing her, but then you will find you that she only used you for free drinks and won't let you fuck her because you don't have a black cock.
- If girls are sitting around a bar by themselves, playing video poker at 3 am on a Wednesday, they are prostitutes. Another tell tale sign is their over-zealous nature to strike up a conversation with an ugly guy, followed by crowbarring the cost to "party" with them. I find it especially amusing to haggle with the prostitutes, and then tell them that you don't like to party. It should be noted that these prostitutes do NOT look like those shown on TV. They are much nastier!
There are many other nuggets to share with you, but that's all I feel like passing along at this time. j-man and I are available for any questions you may have, and I'm sure many other tid bits of info can be shard by either of us, or any of you who have experienced all the Las Vegas has to offer...unless you picked up herpes from a Vegas whore. That you can keep to yourself!