So, I'm actually on the verge of losing my job. Is it because I'm doing it shitty? No. Is it because I'm treating customers badly? No. Is it because I'm trying to protect my store's assets? YES! ....Wait, what the fuck?!
That's right, people. Part of the job I am being PAID TO DO is stabbing me in the ass because it pisses off customers. Waaaah! I'm going to complain because he wouldn't let me defraud the company! Waaaah!
More specifically, I'm talking about assholes who won't read their coupons, and try to use them without getting exactly what is specified on the coupon. If I were to take these coupons, see that they don't have the item(s), and accept it anyway, that's coupon fraud. I have to risk a fine and/or prison time for these bitches?! FUCK THAT! So, because I "waste their time" to check to see if they have the appropriate item(s), I am all of a sudden "being rude" and other various lies they decided to feed the company.
Three people within a week reported me for stupid shit like that, and so, my job is threatened. Let's ignore the thousands of people who didn't complain, therefore most likely being satisfied with my performance as a cashier. Let's focus on three assholes who have nothing better to do than to make others as miserable as their sad excuses for lives are. Yeah, that makes PERFECT sense!
Fuck Giant Food Stores
Came across this a few days ago, and it was just too awesome not to share!
Being unemployed has allowed me to watch an insane amount of television. Some may see this as a blessing, which I did until recently. I now know it's a curse. So I was watching "Southern Belles: Louisville" on Soap Net. Yes, very gay, but the broads are hot, and I'll watch a hot piece of ass do almost anything until they piss me off. And that's just what these whores did.
One of the sluts is engaged to a guy. The big "drama" between them is she wants a condo and he wants a house. This bitch has a sense of entitlement so bad that the rest of these prissy "daddy's girls" openly say she "always gets what she wants." Pretty bad coming from broads this stuck up.
Anyway, this broad says to her sucker-to-be that the reason she wants a condo is because "a house requires a lot of maintenance and time and there would be no time to work on our relationship." Really slut bag? A house requires work? Who fucking knew! Not only does this cum guzzler sound like a lazy skank, but she obviously doesn't get why married men want a house. So listen ladies, I'm going to share with you a little secret about how a man's mind works.
When we're single, we want to live in an apartment or condo because we're lazy and we want to have time to go out with the guys and drink and see strippers and watch sports. When we're married, we want a house so we can have all of the maintenance projects to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU! The only reason we married you in the first place is to have a second income, get a tax break, have someone cook for us, wash our clothes and occasionally fuck once in a while. And chances are we can cook better than you and wash our own clothes better, but we let you do that for us so you can feel like you're "pulling your weight" around here.
So honestly ladies, stop living in fantasy land and wake up. Perhaps realizing we're being "stubborn men" is because it's payback. Payback for what Eve did in the Garden of Eden and eating from the tree God told her not to eat from. Things would be a lot better today if back then Adam had my book "Bitchslap: Helping her learn to listen."
One of the sluts is engaged to a guy. The big "drama" between them is she wants a condo and he wants a house. This bitch has a sense of entitlement so bad that the rest of these prissy "daddy's girls" openly say she "always gets what she wants." Pretty bad coming from broads this stuck up.
Anyway, this broad says to her sucker-to-be that the reason she wants a condo is because "a house requires a lot of maintenance and time and there would be no time to work on our relationship." Really slut bag? A house requires work? Who fucking knew! Not only does this cum guzzler sound like a lazy skank, but she obviously doesn't get why married men want a house. So listen ladies, I'm going to share with you a little secret about how a man's mind works.
When we're single, we want to live in an apartment or condo because we're lazy and we want to have time to go out with the guys and drink and see strippers and watch sports. When we're married, we want a house so we can have all of the maintenance projects to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU! The only reason we married you in the first place is to have a second income, get a tax break, have someone cook for us, wash our clothes and occasionally fuck once in a while. And chances are we can cook better than you and wash our own clothes better, but we let you do that for us so you can feel like you're "pulling your weight" around here.
So honestly ladies, stop living in fantasy land and wake up. Perhaps realizing we're being "stubborn men" is because it's payback. Payback for what Eve did in the Garden of Eden and eating from the tree God told her not to eat from. Things would be a lot better today if back then Adam had my book "Bitchslap: Helping her learn to listen."
So I'm browsing the interweb this evening and I see the headline "Frank McCourt dies." So instead of clicking that link, I go to ESPN.com to read more. Turns out they weren't talking about the owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Frank McCourt in question is the author of "Angela's Ashes." Seriously? Who cares about some guy who wrote a book about some bitch getting cremated (I only assume this is what the book is about. I'm 100% certain this isn't the plot of the book, but really I could care less).
There's not much else to this turd, but I just wanted to share my distaste for reading, and my love for the great American game of baseball. Suck my ass, China, Russia, France, Japan, Canada, Mexico and pretty much everyone else in the world!
There's not much else to this turd, but I just wanted to share my distaste for reading, and my love for the great American game of baseball. Suck my ass, China, Russia, France, Japan, Canada, Mexico and pretty much everyone else in the world!
Well, the day has finally come. I received my first troll video. I finally pissed off the right people by defending my own rights, just as I knew would happen eventually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8F3qm6_xJw
It's just too bad that he made a few mistakes that made him look more foolish than he tried to make me. The first mistake was when he tried to justify things by saying I could have just stayed off the computer, but then how am I supposed to keep in contact with my friends? The second mistake is when he thought that I missed an "I" in a sentence, when the sentence was correct as it was. He didn't see it as an imperative sentence, the kind that have the understood "You" as the subject. The third mistake is that he doesn't know how to pronounce the "L" in my username. He keeps calling me "Zeeger".
The attempt was good I suppose, for what it was supposed to be. It was made as an attempt to get an angry response out of me, but it didn't happen. He got a response alright, but it was a positive one. Stuff like that just reinforces my beliefs. It makes me glad that I am opposite of what that guy pretends to be. If the guy wants to pretend that nobody on the Internet has the right to respect, and he is at odds with me, then that just makes me feel all the better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8F3qm6_xJw
It's just too bad that he made a few mistakes that made him look more foolish than he tried to make me. The first mistake was when he tried to justify things by saying I could have just stayed off the computer, but then how am I supposed to keep in contact with my friends? The second mistake is when he thought that I missed an "I" in a sentence, when the sentence was correct as it was. He didn't see it as an imperative sentence, the kind that have the understood "You" as the subject. The third mistake is that he doesn't know how to pronounce the "L" in my username. He keeps calling me "Zeeger".
The attempt was good I suppose, for what it was supposed to be. It was made as an attempt to get an angry response out of me, but it didn't happen. He got a response alright, but it was a positive one. Stuff like that just reinforces my beliefs. It makes me glad that I am opposite of what that guy pretends to be. If the guy wants to pretend that nobody on the Internet has the right to respect, and he is at odds with me, then that just makes me feel all the better.