I am certainly not well read...

Minivan Posted by: Minivan on July 19 2009
So I'm browsing the interweb this evening and I see the headline "Frank McCourt dies." So instead of clicking that link, I go to ESPN.com to read more. Turns out they weren't talking about the owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Frank McCourt in question is the author of "Angela's Ashes." Seriously? Who cares about some guy who wrote a book about some bitch getting cremated (I only assume this is what the book is about. I'm 100% certain this isn't the plot of the book, but really I could care less).

There's not much else to this turd, but I just wanted to share my distaste for reading, and my love for the great American game of baseball. Suck my ass, China, Russia, France, Japan, Canada, Mexico and pretty much everyone else in the world!

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The Lengths People Go To For "Lulz"

Xelger Posted by: Xelger on June 13 2009
Well, the day has finally come. I received my first troll video. I finally pissed off the right people by defending my own rights, just as I knew would happen eventually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8F3qm6_xJw

It's just too bad that he made a few mistakes that made him look more foolish than he tried to make me. The first mistake was when he tried to justify things by saying I could have just stayed off the computer, but then how am I supposed to keep in contact with my friends? The second mistake is when he thought that I missed an "I" in a sentence, when the sentence was correct as it was. He didn't see it as an imperative sentence, the kind that have the understood "You" as the subject. The third mistake is that he doesn't know how to pronounce the "L" in my username. He keeps calling me "Zeeger".

The attempt was good I suppose, for what it was supposed to be. It was made as an attempt to get an angry response out of me, but it didn't happen. He got a response alright, but it was a positive one. Stuff like that just reinforces my beliefs. It makes me glad that I am opposite of what that guy pretends to be. If the guy wants to pretend that nobody on the Internet has the right to respect, and he is at odds with me, then that just makes me feel all the better.

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Still funny 5 years later

Minivan Posted by: Minivan on May 13 2009


J-man should remember this. For some reason I thought about this and found it on YouTube, and felt the hilarity needed to be shared. Enjoy!

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Swine flu

Stalfos Posted by: Stalfos on April 27 2009
There's only 40 fucking cases across US and people are already going apeshit? Here's a hint to not get the swine flu: before you pick your nose, bite your nails, or clean out your nasty ears with those filthy fingers you just rubbed all over some cart at the store, wash your damn hands. Hell, do it twice just to be sure. If you get sick, it's your own damn fault. Don't be lazy, be responsible. If you're too fucking lazy to not spend 20 seconds to wash your hands, then you deserve to get sick. This applies for any illness, not just this swine flu bullshit.

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He's Skiing On One Ski!

Koenig Posted by: Koenig on March 22 2009

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