If there's one thing I can't stand, it's grave diggers. No, I'm not talking about people who dig actual graves. I'm talking about assholes who go everywhere digging up past events that should remain in the past and never be spoke of again. Hey, remember that mistake you made 50 years ago? Well I do, and I'm going to shove it right back into your face so you can relive the smell of horse manure that is the error you made! Mistakes are to be learned from. They are not tools for hate and revenge, fucktards! The worst part is that these brainless dolts sometimes actually expect the person to go back in time and undo the mistake. Yeah, can you say "completely lost to the concepts of reality"? I knew you could.
Well, I joined the club of "Let's Play"ers, or LPers for short. Basically, like many others before me, I decided I wanted to make YouTube videos without putting a crap load of effort and time into them, since my time is rather limited as it is. So now, I can do just that. I'm doing a Let's Play of Resident Evil 4, since nobody else is doing it without using a crappy camera pointed at their TV or other such bullshit. If you want to check out my stuff, just go to my YouTube channel.
What the hell is "Certified for Windows Vista" supposed to mean? If you saw this on the box of a PC product, wouldn't you be led to believe that it means "This product works fully with Windows Vista"? Imagine my fury when I find out that it merely means "It may work partially, but we'll be damned if it does everything you need it to do".
This subject is brought to you by ATI Technologies. They screwed me out of my money when I purchased a TV Tuner card that said "Certified for Windows Vista" right on the damn box! Sure, I can use Windows Media Center to watch TV, but recording is just out of the question. Media Center is the only program that can touch the card, and it does the shittiest job of recording. On top of that, I can't even switch it to accept input from my A/V cable. Vista is an intolerable piece of shit. I don't remember incompatibility issues of THIS magnitude with XP. On top of that, they resort to false advertising, making you believe it is compatible with Vista, when it really isn't. The software on the installation disc doesn't even run on Vista! ATI was such a great company, and now they're reduced to telling their customers to fuck off with their Vista problems. "Certified for Windows Vista" is a complete lie, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. What's next, poisoned candy that is "Certified to be Safe"? I guess as long as you put the word "Certified" on the package, the law won't touch it.
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This subject is brought to you by ATI Technologies. They screwed me out of my money when I purchased a TV Tuner card that said "Certified for Windows Vista" right on the damn box! Sure, I can use Windows Media Center to watch TV, but recording is just out of the question. Media Center is the only program that can touch the card, and it does the shittiest job of recording. On top of that, I can't even switch it to accept input from my A/V cable. Vista is an intolerable piece of shit. I don't remember incompatibility issues of THIS magnitude with XP. On top of that, they resort to false advertising, making you believe it is compatible with Vista, when it really isn't. The software on the installation disc doesn't even run on Vista! ATI was such a great company, and now they're reduced to telling their customers to fuck off with their Vista problems. "Certified for Windows Vista" is a complete lie, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. What's next, poisoned candy that is "Certified to be Safe"? I guess as long as you put the word "Certified" on the package, the law won't touch it.
This post is Certified for Ultimate Orgasmic Pleasure. Remember, the law says it's the absolute truth because I used the word "Certified".
On the front page of the newspaper today, I found something somewhat stupid. It's not so much that the subject matter is stupid, but rather, the timing. The main feature in the middle of the front page was about Internet bullying. Now, this kind of news is so old, it's grown mold on itself. Apparently, the writer of this article must have just discovered the world-wide web for the first time. Now, there may be a lot of parents out there who don't know of this Internet "past time", but they should have been informed of this matter much sooner if they were going to bring it up at all. At this point, it's really too late for anyone to do anything about it. Children will always think the only way to raise themselves is to stomp others down. Good parenting is a dead concept. Apparently, so is useful news.
A friend of mine linked me to a great page to denounce all of the jerks out there who give everyone shit about watching dubbed anime.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/dub-track/2003-04-29
This guy constructs his arguments so awesomely that there is no way to refute them. The best part is that he makes it a point to try to understand the subtard point of view. Though most of the subtard arguments get owned completely, there are one or two that are legitimate, and he makes it a point to agree with them at least.
"You're no less a 'true' anime fan if you choose to watch anime in your own language."
Watching subbed anime isn't the curse, the curse is the assholes who make subbed anime into a religion that must be forced down everyone's throats. Fuck them, and good night.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/dub-track/2003-04-29
This guy constructs his arguments so awesomely that there is no way to refute them. The best part is that he makes it a point to try to understand the subtard point of view. Though most of the subtard arguments get owned completely, there are one or two that are legitimate, and he makes it a point to agree with them at least.
"You're no less a 'true' anime fan if you choose to watch anime in your own language."
Watching subbed anime isn't the curse, the curse is the assholes who make subbed anime into a religion that must be forced down everyone's throats. Fuck them, and good night.