People have been complaining about how hot it's been here on the East coast lately. Overhearing someone complaingin about it, another genius replied with "I don't want to hear you complain. 4 months ago you were complaining about how cold it was and all the snow!" Well guess what, fuck head! I'm gonna complain, because it's my right to do so!
When we comlained about the cold and snow, we were wanting mild temperatures, not a reasonable facsimile of the seventh circle of hell! And if you don't want to hear me complain, then jam a pencil in your ears! Besides, I wasn't talking to you, so who the hell do you think you are to interject into my conversation?!?
In the words of my favorite t-shirt to date...
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
Yes it's that time.. more random thoughts that came spewing out of my random brain.
Fun Fact: There is a place called the "National Ignition Facility" People actually GET PAID to light things on fire!!!!!
They make mace specifically designed to repel bears. Personally, I'd like to see someone come up with a bear taser.
Why don't we bury people in the ground vertically like birthday candles? Seems like a much more efficient use of ground space.
Sometimes I like to send greetings and birthday cards to minor acquaintances just to make them feel guilty.
When I'm in charge, the Supreme Court will be renamed to the Burrito Supreme Court.
Fun Fact: There is a place called the "National Ignition Facility" People actually GET PAID to light things on fire!!!!!
They make mace specifically designed to repel bears. Personally, I'd like to see someone come up with a bear taser.
Why don't we bury people in the ground vertically like birthday candles? Seems like a much more efficient use of ground space.
Sometimes I like to send greetings and birthday cards to minor acquaintances just to make them feel guilty.
When I'm in charge, the Supreme Court will be renamed to the Burrito Supreme Court.
As most of you are aware, I am a creator of videos for YouTube. Getting straight to the point, I keep getting ranted at on how I pronounce some words "incorrectly", mostly the words "herb" and "spinel".
With "herb", I get this complaint from those in the European area. Of course, over here in America, we pronounce "herb" with a silent H, while in the UK, they pronounce the H sound. This here is merely a concept of diverse culture. However, those elitist snob bastards want to act like their language and culture are superior, and I'm a neanderthal for living in another country, pronouncing a word differently than they do. Of course, if they ever bothered looking in a dictionary, they would realize that convincing me of my "error" would be in vain, because the dictionary trumps their BS.
Now, with "spinel", this one is probably a simple matter of confusion with the word "spinal" from kids who don't know any better but want to act like they're hot shit by pointing out my non-existent "mistake". However, if they would have just used a dictionary to make certain of their claim, they wouldn't have had to make public asses of themselves. Score another one for me.
Seriously, there's a freakin' dictionary web site these idiots could use for quick reference, but they would rather cling to their feeling of superiority than chance getting shut down before their attacks. What a bunch of fucktards.
With "herb", I get this complaint from those in the European area. Of course, over here in America, we pronounce "herb" with a silent H, while in the UK, they pronounce the H sound. This here is merely a concept of diverse culture. However, those elitist snob bastards want to act like their language and culture are superior, and I'm a neanderthal for living in another country, pronouncing a word differently than they do. Of course, if they ever bothered looking in a dictionary, they would realize that convincing me of my "error" would be in vain, because the dictionary trumps their BS.
Now, with "spinel", this one is probably a simple matter of confusion with the word "spinal" from kids who don't know any better but want to act like they're hot shit by pointing out my non-existent "mistake". However, if they would have just used a dictionary to make certain of their claim, they wouldn't have had to make public asses of themselves. Score another one for me.
Seriously, there's a freakin' dictionary web site these idiots could use for quick reference, but they would rather cling to their feeling of superiority than chance getting shut down before their attacks. What a bunch of fucktards.
More random Thoughts:
Public Service Announcement: Go read www.27bslash6.com.
Is it considered bad taste to give someone with terminal cancer a 'get well soon' card?
To be insightful or to be inciteful. That is the question..
Possible worst job in the world: Sales clerk at the alarm clock emporium.
Great Idea: Buy new set of clothes each day. Exchange for different set at end of day. Never do laundry again.
Public Service Announcement: Go read www.27bslash6.com.
Is it considered bad taste to give someone with terminal cancer a 'get well soon' card?
To be insightful or to be inciteful. That is the question..
Possible worst job in the world: Sales clerk at the alarm clock emporium.
Great Idea: Buy new set of clothes each day. Exchange for different set at end of day. Never do laundry again.
With the news being dominated by the massive oil spill in the Gulf, I feel I should rant about something. During the onset of this disaster, Rush Limbaugh said on his radio show "this oil spil isn't as big of a deal as the environmental groups are making it. The sea can absorb the oil and everything will be fine." (I paraphrased the comment, but that's the jist of it.)
Um, Rush...did you fail 4th grade science? I pretty sure that there aren't many elementary school students that don't know that oil and water don't mix. Do you really think your listeners are that stupid to believe that the oil will just mix in with the sea water? Do you not see the oil coming ashore? Maybe your vision got blurred from the prescription pain killer addicition you had, or maybe to quote a cartoon from Newgrounds.com...
"Rush Limbaugh, you are a fucking moron!"
Um, Rush...did you fail 4th grade science? I pretty sure that there aren't many elementary school students that don't know that oil and water don't mix. Do you really think your listeners are that stupid to believe that the oil will just mix in with the sea water? Do you not see the oil coming ashore? Maybe your vision got blurred from the prescription pain killer addicition you had, or maybe to quote a cartoon from Newgrounds.com...
"Rush Limbaugh, you are a fucking moron!"