Welcome to asunder's ongoing expose at stupid people on your internets.

this week we bring you.... Defective by Design



Followers of defective by design are the intersection of iTards and Freetards (open source fanatics)...



Now before i start my angry tirade, I ask you to consider since this is my first turd here, what possible stupidity could Defective By Design have done to cause me to get off my lazy ass and post a rant....

HAY GUYS LET'S PROTEST A LIBRARY ! :D

DefectiveByDesign.org will be taking action this Saturday at the Boston Public Library to demand that they remove DRM technology from their collection!

Considering the decline of books and thus our education levels (Read some comments on youtube videos for evidence), It's douchebaggery on an epic scale. Now for their reasons inherently have to do with ... DRM.

What they fail to realize is that when you go to a library, you borrow books, videos, nude pictures of j-man. You don't own the property nor have you paid any money for this property. DRM makes sense in this case since you're borrowing something for FREE. So they're basically crying because they can't steal from the library. If you paid for it, that's a different story.

Other people are protesting because it's incompatible with their Ipod. Boo-fucking hoo. I guess it's too hard to ask Apple to make it compatible or even to remove all the DRM-embedded crap off of iTunes. Nope, to these giant walking tools, it makes more sense to be total pricks by protesting outside a library while about 90% of people don't have an inkling of what the acronym DRM even stands for.

Maybe anonymous will target Defective by Design after they deal with Scientology. Or maybe we can just place them in mental institutions or ship them off to Canada...One can at least dream, eh?

Minivan's recent Valentine's Day post got me thinking.. Ironically, about all the things that I love. Well, not all, but some of them.

One of those things happens to be Japan. More specifically, Japanese TV shows. Nowhere else have they crafted up entertainment that is so perfect and so beautiful. Imagine locking 4 guys up inside a gymnasium for 24 hours, constantly beating them, and otherwise harassing them with weird Japanese shit, and subsequently filming all of it. What you get is TV gold.

Remember that MXC show that was on SpikeTV? Well multiply that by 100 and thats what you get. On Tv. In Japan.

Now I suppose you could sit around and scour youtube for all of this good shit, but someone has already done that for you.

Check it out: TV In Japan

Enjoy!

We are a mere 8 days away from Valentine's Day. Did you buy your sweetheart something? If you're a man, of course not! Valentine's Day is just another way of bitches to pilfer more of our money for themselves. "If you loved me, you'd buy me candy, flowers, take me out to an expensive dinner and not cum in my hair." Wrong, skank! The simple fact I'm allowing you to be seen in public with me is proof enought that I only tolerate you for enough to keep your cooter around!

So is Valentine's Day really the day to "express your love" to your partner? No, this is the true meaning fucktard! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day It's yet another Catholic holiday that Hallmark and cunt's have decided to capatilize on and emasculate men. If you really want to show some sort of love to your partner on this day like the rest of the sheeple, then maybe cut her a break and try not to splooge in her eye...shoot your man goo in her ass! She'll love you for it later!

Today marks the 35th anniversary for the U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark decision on abortion. This has caused many debates about exactly when life begins. Some feel it’s at conception, most notably the Catholic Church. Others feel life doesn’t begin until birth. Now I feel it’s time for me to weigh in on abortion and when life begins. Fasten your seatbelts, kids!

Roe v. Wade has to be the greatest decision ever! If children were born to unfit parents, then that’s more children that we, the tax paying citizens, end up paying for. It’s just better for everyone that these leeches on society are exterminated before they have time to really sink their teeth into us all.

As for when life begins, in my experiences life ends once you’re born! Thanks to laws and Republicans, have you ever been able to do what you wanted? I would love to just stab a couple of people in the throat so they would stop yapping, but apparently there are laws against that! If I can’t punch a broad in the stomach because she tries to claim I’m the father of her baby, then what’s the point in living?

If you don’t think the same way I do, I will give you this example. If I could have kicked the rat-slut that claimed I was the father of her black kid in the uterus, then my life would have been a lot easier, and maybe I wouldn’t be so angry (though I doubt it!).

In closing, if someone could fire bomb all of these “Pro-Life” supporters that will be marching in Washington, D.C. today, I would erect a statue in your honor.

The WIC program has got to be one of the worst wastes of money anyone could come up with. For those who don't know, WIC stands for Women, Infants, and Children, though I like my definition better, since it is more appropriate.

The goal for this "WIC" shit is to make sure low-income women are able to get supplemental foods, such as milk, eggs, cheese, cereal, etc. for themselves and their children at the expense of the tax-payers. That's right, people. Because millions of sluts couldn't keep their legs shut, we are paying for their mistakes. Rewarding irresponsible sex is the name of this game.

Now, WIC comes in the form of special checks. You heard me bitch about checks before, but personal checks are nothing compared to these babies. Let's run down the list of all the shit required to process these paper warheads:

First, you must compare the WIC ID to the check to make sure they are authorized to use the check. Obviously, we wouldn't want beggars on the street getting free food that we, in our infinite wisdom, reserved for sluts and hoes.

Second, there are two dates on the check, between which the check must be used, or it is invalid. I really love it when bitches try to use five WIC checks six minutes before midnight on the last day (true story). The checks give these retards about a month to use them!

Third, a special code must be punched into the register to tell it that it is a WIC transaction. This is easy enough, unless you forget and scan an item first, which is a pain in the ass to fix.

Fourth, you have to pay attention to the list of items on the check. Yes, that's right. You have to read a damn checklist, because not all WIC checks cover the same products. Apparently, not all skanks are created equal.

Fifth, after the items are scanned, the check is to be filled out, and another special code must be entered to tell the machine that a WIC check is coming, which wasn't obvious from the fucking WIC transaction code! On top of that, the first of the two dates must be entered to verify that it is within the time constraints.

Sixth, feed the check into the endorser, complete the transaction, and tell the bitch to fuck off and never return. After all, you are trained to be polite to the customer.

I'm sorry, but all of this waste of time over checks is ridiculous. We don't actually have food stamps any more. We have cards similar to debit cards. So, why the hell are we still using checks for WIC, damn it! Actually, screw that, because WIC shouldn't even exist to begin with. If someone's child is in danger of starving to death, then let them die, and let the bitch mourn over her failure to deny the dick. If you have to be a leech, then you are not worthy of life, and you're probably not worthy of any afterlife that you may believe in.